{"id":69,"date":"2014-03-21T07:04:36","date_gmt":"2014-03-21T07:04:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rinemo.fr\/?p=69"},"modified":"2018-01-02T23:56:23","modified_gmt":"2018-01-02T21:56:23","slug":"aventure-capillaire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rinemo.fr\/malaisie\/?p=69","title":{"rendered":"Aventure capillaire"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span id=\"inserted8616\" style=\"font-size: 13px;\">Sur le chemin de mon p\u00e9riple quotidien vers la Perpustakaan, je me suis fait happ\u00e9e par un salon de coiffure. Je n&rsquo;ai pas fait la difficile : alors que je m&rsquo;abritais sous une arcade, h\u00e9sitant \u00e0 affronter les vingt m\u00e8tres qui me s\u00e9paraient de la station de m\u00e9tro \u00e0 cause de la force insens\u00e9e de la pluie tropicale, le g\u00e9rant du salon, visiblement gay, s&rsquo;est pr\u00e9cipit\u00e9 vers moi en me montrant toutes les promotions du jour sur un d\u00e9pliant. 20 ringgits la coupe ? (4,50\u20ac) Ok je me lance. <\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify; font-size: 13px;\">Ce monsieur fort \u00e9trange, mais tr\u00e8s amusant, commence par me tripoter les cheveux dans tous les sens en s&rsquo;extasiant en anglais de leur beaut\u00e9 : \u00ab\u00a0Soooo nice hair ! We don&rsquo;t find hair like this today. Look, it&rsquo;s so heavy. Wonderful. Soooo long. I want to cut it.\u00a0\u00bb M\u00eame si je suis flatt\u00e9e, il me fait l\u00e9g\u00e8rement peur. Nous convenons d&rsquo;une coupe de quelques centim\u00e8tres sur la longueur, ainsi que d&rsquo;un ajustement de frange. Avant m\u00eame que je n&rsquo;ai eu le temps de r\u00e9agir, il me couvre le cuir chevelu d&rsquo;un soin moussant, en m&rsquo;affirmant que \u00e7a fera 50 ringgits. Ok, je serai vigilante pour la suite.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify; font-size: 13px;\">Pendant qu&rsquo;il me prodigue ses soins, il me demande ce que je veux faire d&rsquo;autre dans ce salon, du genre \u00e9pilation, massage, etc. Il regarde mon visage, et me dit \u00ab\u00a0or you can have a facial. Yes, look at your face, you need a facial\u00a0\u00bb. Whaaat ? Je suis un peu interloqu\u00e9e. Devant mon air perdu, le coiffeur me remontre la plaquette avec la liste de tous les soins. Je comprends avec soulagement qu&rsquo;une \u00ab\u00a0facial\u00a0\u00bb est en r\u00e9alit\u00e9 un soin complet du visage, avec massage, masque et \u00e9pilation des sourcils. Mais je suis quand m\u00eame un peu vex\u00e9e qu&rsquo;il m&rsquo;ait dit que ma peau en avait besoin.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify; font-size: 13px;\">Au final, ce coiffeur a \u00e9t\u00e9 relativement sage, sauf qu&rsquo;il m&rsquo;a coup\u00e9 PLUS DE DIX CENTIM\u00c8TRES de cheveux ! J&rsquo;ai d\u00fb faire une sale t\u00eate en voyant le r\u00e9sultat final dans le miroir, parce qu&rsquo;il a tent\u00e9 de me rassurer du mieux qu&rsquo;il pouvait, en m&rsquo;expliquant math\u00e9matiquement qu&rsquo;avoir les cheveux tr\u00e8s longs alors que je suis de petite taille n&rsquo;\u00e9tait pas id\u00e9al, parce que \u00e7a disproportionnait ma silhouette. Il a ajout\u00e9 que je me sentirai plus l\u00e9g\u00e8re, et plus libre (?). Ok, c&rsquo;est trop tard de toute fa\u00e7on. T&rsquo;as de la chance, monsieur coiffeur malais, parce que le produit de soin avec lequel tu as inond\u00e9 mon cuir chevelu a embelli ma tignasse comme jamais. Donc, je ne me plains pas. Avant de partir, je lui demande juste une petite serviette pour m&rsquo;essuyer le visage, car il restait plein de petits cheveux coup\u00e9s. \u00ab\u00a0Oh, you want a facial ?!\u00a0\u00bb s&rsquo;extasie-t-il, ne comprenant pas ma question. \u00ab\u00a0Nooo, just a towel to clean my face, please !\u00a0\u00bb. Il me fait peur&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-size: 13px; text-align: center;\">***<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify; font-size: 13px;\">Mis \u00e0 part ce genre d&rsquo;anecdote, j&rsquo;ai finalement d\u00e9cid\u00e9 de rester \u00e0 Kuala Lumpur et ne pas m&rsquo;installer en banlieue, \u00e0 Kajang. Je trouve en effet plus simple de m&rsquo;y rendre de temps en temps par train, plut\u00f4t que de rester l\u00e0-bas seule, sans touristes dans le coin pour rendre ma pr\u00e9sence moins \u00e9trange aux yeux des locaux. 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